Gross Football Curry by Andrew Ashcroft

Here's my latest story for children aged 5 - 10: Gross Football Curry by Andrew Ashcroft.

Here's the description on Amazon...

Grimeton FC is a useless soccer-team that is facing yet another defeat by arch-rivals Winningham FC. Along comes Mr Gross whose disgustingly unconventional training methods the desperate Grimeton are prepared to consider... This story in short chapters is intended to be read aloud to five-year olds and read independently by children up to ten years. This is the colour-illustrated version of the story. There are two other editions of this story: a budget version printed on cream-coloured paper with a sans-serif font that may be helpful to readers with dyslexia and a Kindle e-book.

And here's my ironic author autobiography...

 Andrew Ashcroft has very little interest in football (soccer) which is why he was forced to leave England where it is the official religion. He now lives as a refugee in Sweden which has a tolerant view of football-infidels. He is a teacher and teaches sport thus proving that you don't have to be able to understand a subject to be able to teach it. He thinks his stories are absolutely fantastic and wants you to buy many copies of this book so that you will have plenty of evidence on which to base your own judgement.

...I once read that someone wrote an ironic author autobiography and noticed that people were reading his book because the ironic author autobiography made them smile and hooked them!

Wish me luck!

Love from Andrew Ashcroft.